Tell about a haircut

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　　　　　　　　　Tell about a haircut

The story of someone getting a haircut.

Women's version:

Woman2: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!
あれ、B子髪の毛切った？すごくかわいいね

Woman1: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?
そう思う？美容室ではよくわからなかったんだけど、ボリュームありすぎじゃない？

Woman2: Oh God no! No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.
全然そんなことないよ？かなりイケてると思う。私もそんな風にしたいんだけど、顔が大きいからできないんだよねぇ。

Woman1: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.
そんなことないよ、A子顔かわいいし。この髪型にしてもきっと似合うと思うよ。私もA子の髪型にしてみたいけど、私、首が長いから目立っちゃうんだよなぁ。

Woman2: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.
何を言ってんのよ、B子のような長い首って、すっごい羨ましいんだけど。この貧弱に見える肩のラインを隠すのに、いろいろと苦労してるんだよね

Woman1: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms - see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.
ええ、なんでー？他の子たちみんな、A子の肩が超うらやましいって言ってるよー。どの服も着てても似合うし。私なんかさ、ちょっと見てよ、この腕、短すぎて話にならないでしょ。A子の肩だったらどんな服も簡単にマッチするのに。

Men's version:

Man2: Haircut?
髪切ったのか

Man1: Yeah.
　　　おう


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